This is why Italians pass their handguns down through the family.
An old Italian man is dying.
He calls his grandson to his bedside. “Guido, he says, I wan’ you lissina me.
I wan’ you to take- a my chroma plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me.”
“But grandpa, I really don’t like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?”
“You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, you gonna have a lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos. Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man. Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, ‘Time’s Up’?”