New Celebrity Golf Terminology

A “Rock Hudson” – a putt that looked straight, but wasn’t
A “Saddam Hussein” – from one bunker into another

A “John Kennedy Junior” – didn’t quite make it over the water
A “Rodney King” – over-clubbed

An “O.J.” – got away with one
A “Princess Di” – shouldn’t have used the driver

A “Condom” – safe, but didn’t feel good
A “Rush Limbaugh” – way to the right

A “Nancy Pelosi” – way to the left and out of bounds
A “Ted Kennedy” – goes in the water and jumps out with a great lie

A “Pee Wee Herman” – too much wrist
A “Sonny Bono” – straight into the trees

A “Paris Hilton” – a very, very expensive hole