Now that they are retired, my mother and father are discussing all the aspects of their future. “What will you do if I die before you do?” Dad asked Mom. After some thought, she said that she’d probably look for a house-sharing situation with three other single or widowed women who might be a...
Three tortoises, Mick, Alan and Les, decide to go on a picnic. So Mick packs the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches. The trouble is the picnic site is ten miles away so it takes them ten days to get there. When they get there Mick unpacks the food and beer. “Ok, Les Give...
Roy, an undertaker, recently came home with a black eye. “What happened to you?” asked his wife. “I had a terrible day.” replied Roy. “I had to go to a hotel and pick up a man who had died in his sleep. When I got there, the manager said they couldn’t get him into...
Tom retired in his early 50′s and started a second career. However, even though he loved his new job, he just couldn’t seem to get to work on time. Every day, he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. Finally, one day, his boss called him into the office for a talk. “Tom, I must...
An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice. She said, ‘I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude’. With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and...
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