President’s Day

May 23, 2011
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I was eating lunch today with my 12 year old grandson
when his mom asked him “What is tomorrow?”

He said “It’s President’s Day”

She asked “What does that mean?” …. I was waiting for
something profound…

He said:
“President’s Day is when Obama steps out of the White
House and if he sees his shadow, we have 2 more years
of unemployment.”

I almost snorted my iced tea.

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