Monthly Archives: July 2011

Green Bay’s Job Program

July 12, 2011
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After the Packers vs. Bills game, Buffalo released their quarterback Trent Edwards. During the Packers vs. Eagles game, the Packers injured Philadelphia quarterback Kevin Kolb. Philadelphia then had to play backup quarterback Michael Vick. During a playoff game against the Eagles, the Packers injured Michael Vick and another backup was needed. After the Packers...

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The Dreaded Pretzel Hold

July 8, 2011
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Before the final match, the Norwegian wrestling coach came to Ole and said, “Now, don’t forget all the research we’ve done on this Russian. He’s never lost a match because of this ‘pretzel’ hold he has”. Whatever you do, do not let him get you in that hold! If he does, you’re finished’. Ole...

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Did Phillip FART?

July 3, 2011
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Did Phillip FART?

Did Phillip fart? ..and he probably does all the time.  What the heck, he’s almost ninety, and at that age you don’t hold anything back even if you wanted to! The really important question? Did Philip Fart? What do you think? The expressions are priceless! Look at the Queen’s face! A fart is a...

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Tickle Me Elmo

July 3, 2011
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Tickle Me Elmo

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am. The next day at 8:45 am there is a...

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