Yuppie’s Chicken Farm

A New York City yuppie moved to the country and
bought a piece of land. He went to the local feed and
livestock store and talked to the proprietor about how
he was going to take up chicken farming. He then
asked to buy 100 chicks.
“That’s a lot of chicks,” commented the proprietor.
“I mean business,” the city slicker replied.
A week later the yuppie was back again. “I need another
100 chicks,” he said.

“Boy, you are serious about this
chicken farming,” the man told him.
“Yeah,” the yuppie replied. “If I can iron out a few
problems.”

“Problems?” asked the proprietor.

“Yeah,”
replied the yuppie, “I think I planted that last
batch too close together

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