Idiot Sightings

I handed the teller at my bank a withdrawal slip for $400.00 .
I said “May I have large bills, please”?
She looked at me and said “I’m sorry sir; all the bills are the same size.
“When I got up off the floor I explained it to her….

IDIOT SIGHTING
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it.
We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. ‘Hey,’ I announced to the technician, ‘it’s open!’ His reply: ‘I know. I already got that side.
This was at the Ford dealership in Canton, MS

IDIOT SIGHTING

We had to have our garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us why. Our motor wasn’t large enough on the opener. I thought for a
minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head
and said, ‘Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower.’ I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4.
He said, ‘NO, it’s not.’ Four is larger than two.’

We haven’t used Sears repair since.

IDIOT SIGHTING
My daughter and I went through the McDonald’s take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill plus a quarter. The bill was $4.25
She said, ‘you gave me too much money.’ I said, ‘Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back.
She sighed and went to get the manager, who asked me to repeat my request.
I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said ‘We’re sorry but we could not do that kind of thing.’
The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in change.
Do not confuse the clerks at McD’s.

IDIOT SIGHTING

I live in a semi rural area.We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office
to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road.The reason: ‘To many deer are being hit by cars out here. I don’t think it is a good idea for them to be crossing anymore.’

IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE

My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco.
She asked the person behind the counter for ‘minimal lettuce.’ He said he was sorry, but they only had iceburg lettuce.
From Kansas City

IDIOT SIGHTING

I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked,
‘Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?’
To which I replied,

‘If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?’
He smiled knowingly and nodded, ‘That’s why we ask.’

Happened in Birmingham, AL

IDIOT SIGHTING

The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it’s safe to cross the street.
I was crossing with an intellectually challenged co- worker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained it signals blind people when the light is red.
Appalled, she responded, ‘What on earth are blind people doing driving?’

She was a probation officer in Wichita, KS

IDIOT SIGHTING

At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who was leaving the company due to ‘downsizing,’
our manager commented cheerfully, ‘This is fun. We should do this more often. Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights
stare.
This was a lunch at Texas Instruments.

IDIOT SIGHTING

I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself. And for the sake of her life, couldn’t understand why her system would not turn on. A deputy
with the Dallas County Sheriffs office, no less.

IDIOT SIGHTING

How would you pronounce this child’s name?
“Le-a”
Leah??

NO
Lee – A?? NOPE

Lay -

a?? NO

Lei?? Guess Again.

This child attends a school in Kansas City, Mo.
Her mother is irate because everyone is getting her name wrong.
It’s pronounced “Ledasha”.

When the Mother was asked about the pronunciation of the name, she said, “the dash don’t be silent.”

SO, if you see something come across your desk like
this please remember to pronounce the dash. If dey axe you why, tell dem de dash don’t be silent.

Subject: FW: THEY ARE OUT THERE ??
I was in Hickory NC one day and my customer was talking about a blind man that walked through town. There was a train track right through town and he had to cross it every day. One day my customer watched as he approached it and there was a train coming. He stopped and waited. Later the customer asked the blind man how he knew the train was coming? The blind man replied, “Ever notice it makes a lot of noise?” This customer was the owner of a company.
STAY ALERT!

They walk among us…….and worst of all … they VOTE!!!!!!

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