A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there’s a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself...
Monday It’s fun to cook for Rusty. Today I baked him an angel food cake. The recipe said to beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me 11 extra bowls. Tuesday He wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said to serve the salad without dressing. So I didn’t get...
A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there’s a sticker on her coffee cup, that says ‘peel and win.’ So she peels it off and starts yelling, ‘I’ve won a motorhome! I’ve won a motorhome!’ The waitress says, ‘That’s impossible. The biggest prize is a free Lunch.’ But the blonde keeps on...
1) NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year- old shout from the back seat, ‘Mom, that lady isn’t wearing a...
In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University . On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the...
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