Five Important Questions

Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?

A: It’s the same as a French kiss, but ‘downunder.’

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?

A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?

A: Because when they come, they’re wild and wet, and when they go, they take
your house and car with them.

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?

A: Because they don’t have any balls to scratch…

BONUS QUESTIONS & ANSWERS

Q: What is a man’s Ultimate Embarrassment?

A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.