Jon Elway Goes to Heaven

John Elway, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God
was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded
Broncos flag in the window. “This house is yours for eternity, John,”
said God. “This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here.”
John felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house.

On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the
corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a Green and Gold sidewalk, a 50
foot tall flagpole with an enormous Packers logo flag, and in every
window, a Cheesehead! John looked at God and said “God, I’m not trying
to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I won 2
Super Bowls, and I even went to the Hall of Fame.” God said “So what do
you want to know, John?” “Well, why does Brett Favre get a better house
than me?”

God chuckled and said “John, that’s not Brett Favre’s house, it’s
mine.!