Monthly Archives: December 2011

Man’s Real Best Friend

December 24, 2011
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A real woman is a man’s best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret....

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The Crushed Scrotum

December 23, 2011
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The best story of the year doesn’t give the proper praise and credit for this painful but understandable story, as told by a loving wife. The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, “I have a...

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Answers to Catholic Elementary School Tests

December 22, 2011
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CAN YOU IMAGINE THE NUN SITTING AT HER DESK GRADING THESE PAPERS, ALL THE WHILE TRYING TO KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE AND MAINTAIN HER COMPOSURE! PAY SPECIAL ATTENTION TO THE WORDING AND SPELLING. IF YOU KNOW THE BIBLE EVEN A LITTLE, YOU’LL FIND THIS HILARIOUS! IT COMES FROM A CATHOLIC ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TEST. KIDS...

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Message In Numbers

December 21, 2011
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I’ve seen this with the letters out of order, but this is the first time I’ve seen it with numbers. F1gur471v3ly 5p34k1ng? Good example of a Brain Study: If you can read this you have a strong mind: 7H15 M3554G3 53RV35 7O PR0V3 H0W 0UR M1ND5 C4N D0 4M4Z1NG 7H1NG5! 1MPR3551V3 7H1NG5! 1N 7H3...

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Sears Catalog Girls

December 20, 2011
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Two rednecks were looking at a Sears catalog and admiring the models. One says to the other, ‘Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalog?’ The second one replies, ‘Yes, they are very beautiful. And look at the price!’ The first one says, with wide eyes, ‘Wow, they aren’t very expensive. At this...

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