Women and Men Talking About Their Night

Two Women were chatting in the house. Woman 1: “I had sex last night, did you?”
Woman 2: “Yes.”
Woman 1: “Was it good?”
Woman 2: “No, it was a disaster… My husband came home, ate his dinner
in three minutes, got on top of me, finished having sex in five minutes,
rolled over and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours?”
Woman 1: “Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a
romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home
he lit the candles around the house and we had an hour of foreplay. We
then had an hour long session of fantastic sex and afterwards talked
for an hour. It was like a fairytale!”
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At the same time, their husbands were talking at work. Husband 1:
” You wanted sex last night, how was it?”
Husband 2: “Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate,
screwed my wife and fell asleep. It was great! What about you?”
Husband 1: “It was horrible. I came home, there’s no dinner because
they cut the electricity because I hadn’t paid the bill; so I had
to take my wife out to dinner which was so expensive that I didn’t
have money left for a cab. We had to walk home which took an hour –
and when we got home, remember there was no electricity, so I had to
light candles all over the house! I was so angry that I couldn’t get it
up for an hour and then I couldn’t come for another hour. After I finally
did, I was so aggravated that I couldn’t fall asleep and my wife was
jabbering away for another damn hour.”