Impossibilities In This World

1. U can’t count your hair
2. U can’t wash your eyes with soap
3. U can’t breathe when your tongue is out

Put your tongue back in, fool.

10 Things I know about you…

1) U are reading this
2) U are human.
3) U can’t say the letter ”P” without separating your lips
4) U just attempted to do it
6) U are laughing at yourself
7) U have a smile on your face and you skipped No.5
8) U just checked to see if there is a No.5
9) U laugh at this because you are an idiot & everyone does it too.
10) U are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it.

You have received this e-mail because I didn’t want to be alone in the Idiot category.

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