Funny Emails

1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong. 3. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger. 4. There is [...]

Make-up and Hair style…………..$500.00 New Dress for the show…………$700.00 Giant Stuffed Bear………………….$300.00 Not knowing how to hold the bear with a microphone in your hand………..Priceless! Stumble This Post

A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery Store. As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, “Son, can you tell me where the Post Office is?” The little boy replied, “Sure! Just go straight down this street a coupla blocks and turn to your right.” [...]

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptize cats.. 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don’t let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don’t hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4) Never ask your 3-year old [...]

DEAR DIARY – DAY 1 All packed for the cruise ship — all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, short sets.  Really, really exciting. Our local Woman’s Vounteer chapter decided on this “all-girls” trip. It will be my first one, – and I can’t wait! ————————————————————– DEAR DIARY – DAY 2 Entire day at sea, beautiful.  Saw [...]