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Why Old Men Don’t Get Hired

Job Interview:

Human Resources Manager
:“What is your greatest weakness?”

Old Man : “Honesty!”

Human Resources Manager
: “I don’t think honesty is a weakness.”

Old Man
 : “I don’t give a fuck what you think.” 

Put The Pie In The Oven At 120 Degrees

 

 

 

 

 

THE MISSUS TOLD HIM TO PUT THE PIE IN THE OVEN AT 120 DEGREES ….

 

TOOK SOME DOING – BUT HE FINALLY MANAGED IT!     

 

 

 

 

 

 

  

 

Christmas Shopping

A couple were Christmas shopping. The shopping centre was packed – as
the wife walked through one of the malls she was surprised when she
looked around to find that her husband was nowhere to be seen.

She was quite upset because they had a lot to do. She became so
worried that she called him on her mobile phone to ask him where he
was. In a quiet voice he said, “Do you remember the jewelers we went
into about five years ago where you fell in love with that diamond
necklace that we couldn’t afford….?

The wife choked up and started to cry and said, “Yes, I do remember
that shop.”

He replied, “Well, I’m in the pub next door.”

The Difference Between Complete and Finished

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No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the
difference between these two words – Complete and Finished.
In a recently held linguistic competition in London, England, and
attended by the best in the world, Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese man
from Bachelors Adventure, was the clear winner with a standing ovation
which lasted over 5 minutes.

The final question was: How do you explain the difference between
COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand. Some people
say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED.

Here is his astute answer ….
“When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. When you marry the
wrong woman, you are FINISHED.
And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are
COMPLETELY FINISHED!”

He won a trip to travel the world in style and a case of 25 year old
Eldorado Rum.


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