Category Archives: Funny Forwards

Christmas Shopping

A couple were Christmas shopping. The shopping centre was packed – as the wife walked through one of the malls she was surprised when she looked around to find that her husband was nowhere to be seen. She was quite upset because they had a lot to do. She became so worried that she called … Continue reading

The Difference Between Complete and Finished

=============================== No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between these two words – Complete and Finished. In a recently held linguistic competition in London, England, and attended by the best in the world, Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese man from Bachelors Adventure, was the clear winner with a standing ovation which lasted … Continue reading

Who Was Haym Solomon?

Read this fascinating history of the $1 bill – all the way to the bottom to know about Haym Solomon . You may be in for quite a surprise! On the rear of the One Dollar bill, you will see two circles. Together, they comprise the Great Seal of the United States.The First Continental Congress … Continue reading

Funny Jokes for Golfers

A husband and wife are on the 9th green when suddenly she collapses from a heart attack! “Help me dear,” she groans to her husband. The husband calls 911 on his cell phone, talks for a few minutes, picks up his putter, and lines up his putt. His wife raises her head off the green … Continue reading

Texting Codes for Seniors

Now Seniors have their own texting codes: (Young people have theirs.)   * ATD – At the  Doctor’s   * BTW – Bring the  Wheelchair   * BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth   * CBM – Covered by Medicare   *  CUATSC – See You at the Senior  Center   * DWI – Driving … Continue reading