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The New York Times isn’t Biased

August 13, 2009
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A Harley rider is passing the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion’s cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the...

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At the pearly gates… Email Forward

August 13, 2009
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A Muslim dies and finds himself before the Pearly Gates. He is very excited, as all his life he has longed to meet the Prophet Mohammed. Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, he meets a man with a beard. “Are you Mohammed?” he asks. “No, my son. I am Peter. Mohammed is higher...

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And the Moral of the Story Is..

August 13, 2009
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A teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. “Tony, do you have a story to share?” “Yes ma’am. My daddy told...

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Bear Tragedy in Montana

August 12, 2009
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Bear Tragedy in Montana

Montana Bear Tragedy This is such a tragedy to see what they have done to our country’s wildlife! Montana Bear Photo . . The photo below captures a disturbing trend that is beginning to affect US wildlife also. . .. Animals that were formerly self-sufficient are now showing signs of belonging to the Democratic...

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NRA Salesman of the Year

August 10, 2009
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NRA Salesman of the Year

This year the NRA bestows their salesman of the year honor upon an unlikely recipient…

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