Funny Jokes for Golfers

A husband and wife are on the 9th green when suddenly she collapses from a heart attack! “Help me dear,” she groans to her husband. The husband calls 911 on his cell phone, talks for a few minutes, picks up his putter, and lines up his putt. His wife raises her head off the green …

Texting Codes for Seniors

Now Seniors have their own texting codes: (Young people have theirs.)   * ATD – At the  Doctor’s   * BTW – Bring the  Wheelchair   * BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth   * CBM – Covered by Medicare   *  CUATSC – See You at the Senior  Center   * DWI – Driving …

Quiz for people who know everything

There are only nine questions. This is a quiz for people who know everything! I found out in a hurry that I didn’t. These are not trick questions. They are straight questions with straight answers. 1. Name the one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until …