How To Photograph A Puppy

January 9, 2012

How To Photograph A Puppy Remove film from box and load camera Remove film box from puppy’s mouth and throw in trash Remove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds from muzzle Choose a suitable background for photo Mount camera on tripod and focus Find puppy and take dirty sock from mouth Place puppy...

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Funny Oxymorons

January 5, 2012

1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? 2. Why is the third hand On the watch Called the second hand? 3. If a word is misspelled In the dictionary, How would we ever know? 4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, Where did he find the words? 5. Why do we say...

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Two Plastic Bags

January 5, 2012

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, “Ma’am, there are $20 bills falling out of that...

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Observations On Growing Older

January 4, 2012

~Your Kids are becoming you…and you don’t like them…but your grandchildren are Perfect! ~Going Out is good.. Coming Home is better! ~You Forget names …. But it’s OK because other people forgot they Even knew you!!! ~You realize you’re never going to be really good at anything …. Especially Golf. ~The things you used...

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