Street Gangs In Helena Montana

It’s gangs like these that the people of Helena have to put up with..

A bit different from the problems in other cities…

It proves that every State has their own “unique”
gang problems.

They roam the streets and yards night and day.

They hang out in even the best neighborhoods!

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Pictures From A Typewriter (Phenomenal Patience!)

He lived at Rose Haven
Nursing Home ( Roseburg,OR ) for years.  Paul
Smith, the man with extraordinary talent was born in
Philadelphia on September 21, 1921 with severe
cerebral palsy. Not only had Paul beaten the odds of
a life with spastic cerebral palsy, a disability
that impeded his speech and mobility but also taught
himself to become a master artist as well as a
terrific chess player even after being devoid of a
formal education as a child.

“When typing, Paul used
his left hand to steady his right one. Since he
couldn’t press two keys at the same time, he almost
always locked the shift key down and made his
pictures using the symbols at the top of the number
keys. In other words, his pictures were based on
these characters ….. @ # $ % ^ & * ( ) _ .
Across seven decades, Paul created hundreds of
pictures. He often gave the originals away.
Sometimes, but not always, he kept or received a
copy for his own records. As his mastery of the
typewriter grew, he developed techniques to create
shadings, colors, and textures that made his work
resembles pencil or charcoal
drawings.”

This great man passed
away on June 25, 2007, but left behind a collection
of his amazing artwork that will be an inspiration
for many.


(These pictures are unbelievable.
Strange we should just now be hearing about him.
Hope you enjoy

them as much as I
did.)


Typewriter Art
Can you believe that this art was created using a typewriter? 

 

 



 

 

 

The most important word in the English language is hope.”  Eleanor Roosevelt


To
learn and read more about Paul Smith, go to this
website.  Betty

http://www.paulsmithfoundation.org/main_biography.html

The Dumbest Guy on the Planet


My friends, I give you . . THE DUMBEST GUY ON EARTH!

This picture is real – not doctored in any way – and was taken by a Transportation Supervisor for a company that delivers building materials for 84 Lumber. When he saw it in the parking lot of IHOP, he went to buy a camera to take
pictures.

The car is still running, as can be witnessed by the exhaust.

The driver finally came back after the police were called, and was found crouched behind the rear of the car, attempting to cut the twine around the load!
Luckily, the police stopped him and had the load
removed
.

The materials were loaded at Home Depot. Their store manager said they made the customer sign a waiver.

While the plywood and 2X4s are fairly obvious, what you can’t see is the back seat, which contains — are you ready for this? — 10 bags of
concrete @ 80 lbs. each!

They estimated the load weight at 3000 lbs. Both back tires exploded, the wheels bent, and the rear shocks were driven through the floorboard.

Some pearly words of wisdom

Old Farmer’s Advice
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Old Farmer’s
Advice
:

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.

Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.

Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.

Words that soak into your ears are whispered…not yelled.

Meanness don’t jes’ happen overnight.

Forgive your enemies; it messes up their heads.

Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.

It don’t take a very big person to carry a grudge.

You cannot unsay a cruel word.

Every path has a few puddles.

When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.

The best sermons are lived, not preached.

Most of the stuff people worry about ain’t never gonna happen anyway.

Don ‘t judge folks by their relatives.

Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

Live a good, honorable life.. Then when you get older and think back, you’ll enjoy it a second time.

Don’t interfere with somethin’ that ain’t bothering you none.

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a Rain dance.

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin’.

Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.

The biggest troublemaker you’ll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin’.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.

Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin’ it back in..

If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around..

Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.


Don’t pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he’ll just kill you.

And,


Mostly New Photos of Wal-Martians

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You have no idea how
exhausting it can be putting on tight
purple sweat
pants!!

Pensacola,
Florida

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I call a new rule at Wal-mart: If the hole in your
jeans is big enough for me to slip my hand
inside and sneak a little squeeze, then by golly you best be on
guard! The squeezer, however, retains
the right to either squeeze or not to
squeeze!

Sarasota,
Florida

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Unfortunately,  the only strap working on this entire outfit is the one holding that hideous hair in place. Is that former Federal Reserve Chairman Paul Volcker’s wife or is that Paul Volcker?

Los
Angeles
,
California

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Don’t
laugh! Its okay, because Bambi’s
granddaughter borrowed her skirt. Plus,
today is combination Casual Friday and Crazy
Hair Day, all rolled in to
one.

College
Station
,
Texas

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Apparently, Lester
Flem doesn’t know whether he’s homosexual,
heterosexual, bisexual,
pansexual, polysexual, or asexual.
However, if you look up the word
‘Transgender’ in the dictionary……
BINGO!!!! There you will see a
picture of dear old flaming
Lester in his
boots.

Laguna
Niguel
,
California

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Where
exactly does one buy a short pink outfit like
this to beef shop
in?

Birmingham,
Alabama

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So,
this is either a cross-dressing nautical Popeye
enthusiast OR ….. well, fill in
anything.

It
really doesn’t matter, because nothing we
say will make any sense. Who lets these
people

out
of the house
un-championed?

Destin,
Florida

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Those purple
shorts are HOT!!! I saw those same
shorts one time on an elephant in a circus in
Belarus . The house shoes make
the outfit!

Columbus,
Ohio

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Whatever
happened to No Shirt, No Shoes, No
Service? Is that a turban on his head
or a serving of Jiffy-Pop? Is the
girl in the background taking a picture or
teaching the guy in the black wife beater
T-shirt to play, “Here is the church and
here is the steeple. Open it up
and here are the people!” Is the
chick in the green bikini top putting on
makeup? Honey, you should have saved your
money and purchased either a T-shirt or a
case of Slim Fast.

Baton
Rouge
,
Louisiana

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Agerton? ………..
Is that you? What do you expect me to
say? That’s exactly what he looks like
from the rear. True, I’ve never seen
Agerton in heels. Still, if I told
you there is a picture where purple hair is
the least weird thing going on, would
you believed me? Honestly, is
that a man or a woman or is Lester
Flem back in the
store?

Mobile,
Alabama

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Britney Spears let
herself go again.

Slidell,
Louisiana

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Dear
Mrs. Razzlebone-Karbofski, it was cute to dress
your boys Festus and Cletus alike when they were
two years old, but at 45? Well, not so
much! ….. Suddenly, Festus says, “Hey,
Cletus, I been thankin. If my truck could
travel faster than the speed of light, would my
headlights work?”

Tifton,
Georgia

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I
am so embarrassed. Seriously, I have
no idea how this photo of my son’s 5th Grade
history teacher and part-time Gun
Care Instructor, Miss. Cinnamon
Goodpicker, got mixed in with this roll of
film.

Katy,
Texas

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Packing this
rear in camouflage shorts is like trying to
hide an elephant behind a
squirrel.

Seattle,
Washington

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For
some reason, I have to assume that no
matter where Zebulon goes, “Dueling Banjos”
suddenly starts playing from out of
nowhere.

Atmore,
Alabama

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And
men claim they can’t meet classy women in
stores? Go
figure!

Louisville,
Kentucky

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Is
that a THONG Ollie Hopnoddle
is wearing?? I can’t look again or
I’ll go
blind.

Mountain
Brook
,
Alabama

770

For
my own sanity, I have to assume that Gussie
Klothgrunt is shoplifting two pork roasts
in her shirt. Simply because there is no
possible way that can be anything other
that two pork roasts in her shirt. Can’t
be!

Forestdale,
Alabama

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No
way, Laquanda, absolutely not! That
outfit does not at all make you look like a
Hooker.

Midlothian,
Virginia

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Aw
yes, don’t you just love the holiday season in
Easley!! I hope Abe is buying some new
shirts.

Is
it really necessary to say ANYTHING
ELSE???

Easley,
South Carolina

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On
first glance, did it appear to anyone else
that Gisella’s dog is coming
out her butt?

Orem,
Utah

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It’s like a big pink
garbage bag filled with creamed corn and door
knobs.

Houston,
Texas

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Mesmerized here
at the Wal-mart Hiring Center , Pinetop thinks
this is his lucky day because his mechanic
called an hour ago and said, “I couldn’t
fix your brakes, so I made your horn
louder.” Besides, all his redneck
buddies told him he was a lock to get this job
at Wal-mart, provided he can remember
not to smoke weed or drink beer during
the job interview.

Austin,
Texas

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This
is perfectly understandable. Elena Kagan
was just on her way to the Country
Club when she remembered she need some
coffee and a couple of yoga videos.
Besides, she thought to herself, I’ll just throw
on these gray shorts and I’ll
be
smokin’.

Nashville,
Tennessee

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Don’t
worry, I’ve already forwarded this
picture to Burberry Worldwide in London .
I thought it would be beneficial for
them to be reminded of why they
got into the fashion and design industry in the
first place. I’m sure Burberry will
be ecstatic over seeing their vision
spring to life. Exciting, too,
is how Lulu’s slippers simply
make those shorts
POP!!

Did
anyone notice her boyfriend is wearing an Auburn
T-shirt? Don’t look at
me! I didn’t take the
picture or tell Tater to go to
Wal-Mart in the middle of the night with
his flashy runway model
girlfriend.

Opelika,
Alabama

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Is
that a baby dangling from Raylene’s waist like a
fanny pack??? I don’t believe I’ve ever
seen anything like that before. The only
thing wrong with the gene pool around
the Ozarks is there’s no
lifeguard.

Fort
Smith
,
Arkansas

750

I
love talking with Freidagurtz Finkelstein,
because she always seems so surprised and
interested in what I have to
say.

Grand
Rapids
,
Michigan

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Holy
Golden Illusions of Grandeur, I gotta get me
that
outfit!!!!

Alpharetta,
Georgia

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Toss
in some cat food and Cooter is the
loneliest guy in
town!

Fort
Payne
,
Alabama

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Someone
else can try to figure out what she’s doing,
because I have to go wash my eyes out with
bleach.

Oxford,
Mississippi

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Either that lady has a
tail or Barney is stuck where the sun doesn’t
shine.

Loves
Park
,
Illinois

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I’m
not sure what kinky Bathsheba Squeal plans
to do with that pie filling, but there is just
something about her that tells me she doesn’t
bake, she doesn’t watch Rachael Ray and she has
no intention of using that pie filling in the
kitchen.

La
Verne
,
California

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I have infinite
admiration for the sheer strength of good
quality denim. Moreover, I will be
eternally thankful
if Honeysuckle’s jeans wait until she
reaches the truck to explode.
Seriously, they should consider using denim on
the next NASA space
shuttle.

Spring,
Texas

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For
those times when you need fried okra and
chicken strips so bad, that you just can’t wait
for the bleach to set.

Montgomery,
Alabama

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Is
it even legal to sell that
shade of pink? I love the
way Ms. Incense Berkowitz color
coordinated her reusable shopping bag to
match her shoes, purse, leggings, shirt,
jacket, earrings and necklace. If a
bra had been necessary, do you think for
one second it would have been any
color other than SHRIEKING
PINK??

Glendale,
California

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I
warned Ronnie not to wear that
shirt out of the house. Please,
someone go provoke him. I want to see him
whack somebody upside the head with a two
2-liter bottle of
Squirt!

Brewton,
Alabama


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